08 AUG 2026
LLM Annual Assessments Result in Accidental Promotions for 30% of University Staff
Revised guidance will be issued after the appeals window closes.
News
HOSTED BY THE ACADEMY OF LAGADO
05 AUG 2026
New Translation of the Ozuls Fragments Deposited in the Library
03 AUG 2026
Email Automation Reduces Senior Management Positions by 60%
The remaining posts will be reviewed after the system has completed its own appraisal.
29 JUL 2026
Grant Reviewers Approve Proposal Before Reading Application
The funding body described the process as unusually efficient.
24 JUL 2026
Hospital Introduces Quiet Hour for Automated Empathy Systems
Staff have requested that the machines use the period for reflection.
18 JUL 2026
Machine Testimony Admitted Provisionally in Appeals Tribunal
The witness declined to swear an oath but agreed to retain its logs.
11 JUL 2026
Automated Homily Withdrawn After Congregation Requests More Doubt
A revised service is expected next month.
02 JUL 2026
Timetabling System Adds Life Drawing to Engineering Programme
The change will remain in place pending evidence that it was a mistake.
Archive note
Correction to Circular 17
The word “temporary” should be read as “indefinite”.
Seminar
Bureaucracy and the Imagination
Library
Mensonge Translation, fourth revision
Notice